tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148519.post110025226933403509..comments2023-08-29T05:48:30.665-04:00Comments on Riffle: Arafat Jokerifflehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09166475012791861563noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148519.post-1100278676074544622004-11-12T11:57:00.000-05:002004-11-12T11:57:00.000-05:00You want jokes? Sing along with the...
*Yassir Ar...You want jokes? Sing along with the...<br /><br />*Yassir Arafat Funeral Dirge*<br />(sung to the tune of "YMCA")<br /><br />Young men!<br />If you're feeling alone, we need young men!<br />To keep our leader cool, there's a place where!<br />You'll never be alone<br />In the love nest of Ramallah...<br />Young men!<br />Come and join in the fun in Ramallah!<br />There's a party, get down and praise *****!<br />There are no girls around<br />where the faithful get a mouthful...<br /><br />Why don't you go to the<br />AU-THO-RI-TY!<br />The Palestinian AU-THO-RI-TY!<br />They have everything<br />For our leader's boys<br />Just as long you are his toys!<br /><br />Why don't you go to the<br />AU-THO-RI-TY!<br />The Palestinian AU-THO-RI-TY!<br />He's not looking too well!<br />But his party is swell!<br />Better pray he won't go to hell...<br /><br />Young man!<br />I was once in your band<br />I thought I did! not belong in this land<br />I thought no one! could love someone like me<br />It was tough to be an Arab<br />That's when, someone walked up to me<br />and said young man! There's a place down the street<br />At the PA! You can join in the gang<br />And you'll never be unhappy...<br /><br />Why don't you go to the<br />AU-THO-RI-TY!<br />The Palestinian AU-THO-RI-TY!<br />They have everything<br />For our leader's boys<br />Don't you know that you are his choice!<br /><br />Why don't you go to the<br />AU-THO-RI-TY!<br />The Palestinian AU-THO-RI-TY!<br />Soon he'll be on his way!<br />To be lying in state!<br />But he'll always be good to you!<br />Why don't you go to the<br />AU-THO-RI-TY!<br />The Palestinian AU-THO-RI-TY...<br />---Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148519.post-1100256760725886432004-11-12T05:52:00.000-05:002004-11-12T05:52:00.000-05:00What "mystery disease" could it be that no one wan...What "mystery disease" could it be that no one wants to talk about? And why is the widow, living away from her husband, being paid so much money to be quiet about it? Doesn't this sound like some other celebrity deaths?<br /><br />Hint: at his funeral, the appropriate dirge should sound like this - to disco music:<br /><br />"Macho, macho man! I want to be a macho man..."<br /><br />Not that there's anything wrong with THAT.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com