Wanted to flash this watch, I flash it all the time. It's my antique pocket watch, and it makes me look British, and I need that for my analysis. It is a georgeous gold pocket watch, however, and I'm proud of it. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
My grandfather was a very insignificant man. At his funeral, his hearse followed the other cars.
It's worth hearing it delivered--some of my favorite standup comedy ever. Buy or borrow a copy!