If it is true that Palin is moving to the Hamptons (and there are some scents of falsity* about elements of this piece), then I bet she's getting a job with Fox News.
Palin Coming to Hamptons?
Sarah Palin is moving to Hampton Bays on August 1. That is the talk of the Hampton Bays Diner on Ponquogue Avenue in that town, where residents gather before work every morning to discuss the latest news.
I think she's gonna be such a huge prima donna so quickly that she'll piss off even the toadies at Fox eventually.
* Re the falsity, there are quite a few howlers in fact and tone by whoever fabricated the "emails." For instance, there is no Piggly Wiggly in Alaska.
So maybe the whole piece is an attempt at humor (which fails imo), or the kernel of truth is that she may be moving to the Hamptons.
Update, the story in many details appears to be fake.